I make websites. This is all wrong.

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  This is me.

  I'm Alex, but please, call me Alex Smith. There are too many Alexes in close proximity at any given time.

  I love everything, except for this rendition of Fight Song and that fucking pedestrian crossing beacon on Laurel St.

• I live here.

  San Francisco? I can't fucking afford that.

  I lived in Bellingham for year but couldn't deal with appropriation of Canadian accents.

  For now, I have returned home to Fort Collins.

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  I do this.

  I no longer do this.

  I have changed career paths and am working on a new website accordingly.

  Please accept my sincerest apologies. Actually they're not that sincere, but still.